I just used up all my exclamation points for the month.
A friend once made me an icon, for unknown reasons. I’ve given up asking questions about human motivation. This is how it was made:
1. Make a copy of your favorite holy intercessor on a transparency. If you’re unsure of your patron saint, there’s an app for it.
2. Back the transparency with slightly crumpled aluminum foil.
3. Frame it. This frame is from Ikea.
I’m a little disturbed that this icon features Adam and Eve. They aren’t actually saints, and the whole point of their story is that their excuses were ineffective. It was a sweet present, though.