I’m glad I did, because I found this, unattributed:
“Knitting is like sex; if I like you and you appreciate it, it’s free. Otherwise you couldn’t pay me enough.”
My holiday wish for you, my anonymous internet darling, is a beautiful lover and 10,000 yards of Mongolian cashmere 2-ply. In whatever order you prefer.
Image: detail from Christ in Limbo by Agnolo Bronzino – public domain